To Be or Not to Be A Student of CBSE?

A CBSE student pours out his woes in song, to the CBSE. Check it out. Shed a tear. And sing along!

To Be Or Not To Be

To be or not to be
a student of CBSE?
That is the question of the times, it seems.
What with the 10th and 12th paper leaks.
To be or not to be?
Oh! Feel like we're stranded at sea!

I wanna know what you've been up to.
Yeah, you, the bosses of CBSE
March 4th, you mailed all the centres
that someone’s out to steal test papers, be wary!

And then you waited for a week to go by
to bid the 10th and 12th papers bye bye.
They were there on WhatsApp, FYI
a day before the tests; that's a LEAK!

To be or not to be?
Why you do this, CBSE?
Why didn't you try to stop the leak?
Why did you take it easy?

You know what it takes
to wake up at 5
and calculus the root of pi?
It ain’t so great to sit through the night
and aggregate demand and supply.

Sleepless nights and dizzy days
they’re all now a haze
compared to what we’re going through now.
You’ve knocked us over sideways.

To be or not to be?
What’s with the denial CBSE?
Want to see a ‘partially leaked’
paper of Accountancy?

You've now scrapped the Maths test for 10th
And Economics for 12th.
To uphold the sanctity of the CBSE
you've hit below the belt.

Sixteen lakh in class 10
Plus another 11 lakh in class 12.
Do the math, grow a pair and then
know this, your graph just fell.

Why didn't you probe the matter, CBSE?
Why wait 3 weeks needlessly?
'Strict action’ the minister says AFTER
we're screwed monumentally.

Coaching and cramming, sums and theories slamming
our heads went into a reel.
CBSE, you don’t know how we feel
this LEAK ain’t fixed with M-Seal.

Exams again! Have you lost your badam?
On a year of training, you’ve taken a leak.
'Dhyaan sessions' ain’t cutting it no more
the faith we had in you, I guess now it speaks!

To be or not to be
to be silent, or to shout?
That's the problem with you, CBSE
before the match, you've bowled us out.