Kya aap pareshan hai ? Dukhi rehte hai ? Neend nahi aati ? Don’t worry, have no fear, and head to Delhi this weekend.
Don’t laugh. This isn’t a joke. Delhi is going to be a ‘happy’ city this weekend. Where Delhiwallas will breathe in all their mother-sister abuses and ‘tu jantaa nahi mein kaun hu’ attitude and breathe out a ‘sanskari’ vocabulary thanks to Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
To celebrate the Art Of Living’s 35 years of service, humanity, spirituality and human values, Sri Sri decided to organise a grand party.
So what are you waiting for? This is an opportunity to sunbathe near the banks of the Yamuna and update your selfie diaries.
But before lakhs of people enrol to find their inner peace, let The Quint list a few personalities who should take up the offer and learn from the Art Of Living.
AOL to the rescue!
Vijay Mallya
AOL offer: Ways to relieve stress and enhance all aspects of life.
This is an offer that Vijay Mallya must not refuse, especially once he’s drowned his sorrows in Kingfisher beer.
The offer will help return the ‘king’ his ‘good times’ and also enhance his blank calendar by marking dates (*cough* court dates, we meant).
Subrata Roy
AOL offer: Yoga and meditation to unlock your full potential.
Ab issi ka ‘Sahara’ leh lo, Subrata Roy.
The businessman might be leading a stress-free life in prison, but he needs to meditate and ‘unlock’ not just his potential, but also himself from jail.
Virat Kohli
AOL participants learn: Practical wisdom to improve relationships.
Think about it, Virat – who breaks up with a girl just because she doesn’t want to ‘settle down’? Come on, she didn’t say never. Did she? The lady has her priorities and marriage does not top her to-do list.
Child, you have a long way to go. You need AOL so that people don’t LOL at you.
Kanhaiya Kumar
AOL participants learn: Skills to handle the mind and negative emotions.
If only Kanhaiya knew. Before the JNU comrade went ahead and made his “anti-national” speech, he should have enrolled himself in AOL for a crash course on skills to calm the mind and handle negative emotions. All these negative emotions would never have surfaced.
If only Kanhaiya knew beyond Azaadi.
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