Winter is coming.
While Delhiwallas are gearing up to combat the cold, Arvind Kejriwal has already been knocked out.
It has been reported that the Delhi Chief Minister has fallen ill and is planning to go for yet another Vipassana camp.
Yes sir, it is!
But a naturopathy camp might not be the best idea – remember the Jindal Naturecure Institute in Bengaluru? Clearly that did not work.
This got us thinking at The Quint about what other remedies could be offered to our dear Chief Minister for his persistent cough.
Allergic Reaction to Intolerance – Quit India
A senior AIIMS doctor has reportedly said coughing is only a symptom, and it could be caused by an allergic reaction. We wonder what could cause an allergic reaction? Intolerance, maybe.
So sir, the only remedy to this ‘allergic reaction’ is to leave the country. After all, you do agree with Aamir Khan and his comment on the rising intolerance in the country.
And if you are worried about the airfare, just hitch a ride with the Prime Minister.
Thanda, Thanda, Cool, Cool
Sirji, it’s time to switch off the AC and enjoy the natural thandi hawa, and give your electricity metre a break. Remember your Rs 1 lakh electricity bill over a period of two months?
We know with great power, comes a huge bill, but Kejru ji, health is wealth.
So please put away your white topi, and take out your muffler and monkey cap out. It’s time to step into khuli hawa.
Babaji ki Booti
Why spend money and travel to different parts of the country? Save that money for your party, or your electricity bills. Just order some of Baba Ramdev’s Patanjali ayurvedic products. Babaji is the man, who has reportedly found a cure for cancer and HIV-Aids, and even homosexuality. When all other remedies fail, guruji’s chamatkar works.
Warm Up!
It’s time to shelve those cough syrups, and sip on some good ‘ol rum in hot water – the best remedy ever. Whether you believe it or not, but the cough syrup is causing more damage than good.
Look at some of the absurd requests you made – Delhi Police must come under the state government. Donate Rs 10 to AAP. FTII students should shift base and study in Delhi.
The smelling liquid fails to ease you from your cough, or open up your stuffy head. Instead it toys with your senses, and judgement.
You need something stronger and effective than that. And it’s called rum.
Kyunki rum mein hai dum!
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