Double means twice as much fun, right? Twitter is doubling its character limit from 140 to 280. Indians are celebrating two festivals at once (Durga Pujo and Navaratri). Two negatives make a positive. And David Dhawan dishes out a sequel of his own film Judwaa starring Salman Khan in 1997 to Judwaa 2 with his son Varun Dhawan (Nepotism much?).
But not all-double dhamakas have the same explosion. We can deal with two of Salman Khan and are ready to embrace two Varun Dhawan, but there are Judwaas that can be ‘two much to’ handle!
Arnab Goswami
The Alphabet according to Arnab Goswami:
A : Arnab Goswami
B : But Arnab…
C : Could I please speak Arnab?
D: Do I ever get a chance to speak Arnab?
E: Even I would like to speak Arnab.
There’s only that much we can take of Arnab, let’s hope there’s never a part two.
Kamaal R Khan
Well, when it comes to Twitter etiquette, he’s not a kamaal ka guy you’ll like to follow on social media.
KRK is the boss of criminally insane people and a WMD – weapon of mass (media) destruction. The man is as polluted as river Ganga and it’s next to impossible to clean him up!
Chetan Bhagat
If single Chetan Bhagat is
Need we explain more…
Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh
Are you kidding me? It took 17 years for the judiciary to tell the creep, “dur ho jao humari naazron se.” Don’t think we can deal with one more creepy ‘insan’ like him!
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