What Would Gabbar Do, Circa 2015?

Hide yo’ children, run inside, because #Gabbar is back. And he likes his selfies bloody.

Pachaas pachaas kos tak khabar pahuncha do, kyunki Gabbar waapis aa gaya hai

Have you ever imagined what Gabbar would do if he found himself in 2015? Would he go back to terrorising Ramgarh or would the real estate mafia wanting to build ‘luxury residences’ in the area be more than a match for him?

Would he join AAP or would he just shoot down all the politicians in the country (after asking them whether they have had his namak, of course).

Take a seat as The Quint brings you a glimpse into the life and times of Gabbar Singh, circa 2015.

Gabbar on ‘WhatsApp’

A mother still puts her child to sleep by warning them about Gabbar. Except that now, she also forwards the message to her entire family, friends, co-workers, people she’s met once and telemarketers on WhatsApp.

Yeh Selfie Hum Nahin Chodenge

The selfie obsession has taken over the world – so how could it spare Gabbar?

The typical narcissist, Gabbar has taken to selfies and how! He knows the best angles, the best lighting and loves to document his important exploits.

Like chopping off Thakur’s hands.

Gabbar, the Fashionista

As some people say, in fashion, anything goes. And Gabbar couldn’t agree more.

His olive green army fatigues worn with a devil-may-care attitude has taken the fashion world by storm. There are runway collections inspired by him, centre spreads in magazines and market rip-offs.

The blackened teeth have no fans, though.

Gabbaram Sharanam Gauthamanam

With Sanskrit being taught in schools and generally gaining currency in India, Gabbar has decided to up his game. He walks in Sanskrit, talks in Sanskrit, eats in Sanskrit and – as Kalia learnt to his dismay – even shoots people in Sanskrit.

What else would fascinate Gabbar in 2015? Will he get on the Dubsmash bandwagon, mouthing some of his favourite dialogues? Or will he give up the rogue life and *gasp* join politics?

Let us know in the comments below.