Forgiving Is Divine, and No One Knows Divinity Better Than ‘MSG’

Our audience needs to be more mature and be open to some good ‘ol humour.

I am clearly a ‘Love Charzer’, and I have definitely lost my mind. I have watched a certain music video, aka ‘bhajan’, of a similar name, performed by a certain insaan, edited by yet another seriously ‘challenzed’ insaan gone clearly insane. Hey Ram! Hey Rahim! Hey Ho!

With all these accomplishments and unbelievable talents (actor, saint, singer, musician, fashion designer,etc etc, etc and more ), Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan has clearly outdone himself. Good Lord. You don’t stand a chance. It’s not possible to believe this ‘leader’ has only 5 million followers. Only ‘panj million pyaare’? Surely there are more who adore him.

How can you not? The MSG 2 trailer shows elephants flying and falling before him. Such are his powers. He can breathe life into murdas (I hope he will help me if I die laughing). The haute attire and sense of bling is a true inspiration for every wannabe Versace Kaur and Haryanvi ‘draas’ designer. He is the epitome of hope for the truly misinformed and underdressed.

Move Over Sallu, the Real ‘Saint’ and Do-Gooder Is Here

How dare Kiku Sharda make fun of such a tremendous personality? Doesn’t he know that ‘commeddy’ is for those who are allowed to laugh freely? Worship freely? Express freely? Barack is kosher, but Gurmeet is out of bounds. Bechara. I say set him free instantly. It’s not his fault if we audiences behave like morons.

And our lawyers can’t see the difference between hurt religious sentiment, and fashion faux pas. This is branding at its base best. And if Edward de Bono is to be believed, this is also ‘bonting’ at its peak. If you can put an actor from a top show into the clink for cracking a couple of jokes about you, imagine how your credibility as a ‘saint’ rises. And how the box office bursts. Value creation to the hilt.

What a move to get the world in such utter shock and haw. The fact that I have turned my back on a pristine beach in Goa to watch these shenanigans just goes to show how compelling the move is. I would recommend TV bosses to fight tooth and nail to launch a daily show with him. Pronto. This blockbuster will kill your notions of what people actually want to watch, and deliver for huge glazed audiences who wont dare surf when the ads come. There’s nothing religious or superstitious about what he does, so it won’t violate any content code either. Its all pretty insaan from what I can make of it. Reality TV at its belly best. Move over Sallu. The real saint and do-gooder is here. He’s beyond being human.

I Pray Kiku Returns to Comedy Soon

Once Kiku is out, which I hope happens soon, I pray he returns to comedy and doesn’t lose his insaaniyat in humour. I hope the Love Charzer guru will show him big love with a special appearance and live performance. Comedy Nights will continue with flying Colors. After all, to forgive is divine and no one knows divinity better than Ram Rahim Insaan. Kiku is human, and he has already tweeted his apology. Although I fail to imagine why he would have needed to apologise in the first place. All’s fair in love and show business, no? Or was that war? Whatever… I am fully charzed.