“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
Recently, a Reddit user asked his brethren to help him with useful advice right before his wedding and the responses are worth taking a look at!
PS: Start filing away... now!
The question: Any last-minute advice for the journey that I am about to begin?
And....
Here’s our list of 6 things one must note down before tying the knot:
Pornhub is not reality.
(Ermm...we hope he already knows that.)
Keep a Lawyer On Speed-Dial And Sign Up at a Gym
(Poof! There goes our bubble. Why speak of elephants in the room? )
Drink Milk For Stamina
(If only milk could solve all our problems!)
Fart Near Food Stall To Cut Down Catering Costs
No. Just... no.
If There Is A Cab In Sight Now, RUN!
(Yeah, do that. It can be a good stress-buster. But, come back, take deep breaths and do the right thing, please? )
Tie Mangalsutra Three Times or Else it Won't Count.
(Okay... you lost us there.)
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