Dear Dairy,
I know it’s been a while since I last chatted with you. You know what else has been a while? My daily workout sessions. It’s been months since I did my regular walk at sector 18 Noida or visited my favourite garbage dump at Lajpat Nagar (I miss those momos). I don’t even remember the last time I sat in the middle of the road with my buddies at Ashok Vihar and b*tched about humans.
Life changed for good. You know… All of a sudden we made headlines in all the leading media houses. We were no longer just cows, but we’d been accorded with the desi Z-plus VIP security, the gau rakshaks. Even man’s best friends – dogs – were jealous of our newly elevated stature. But hay, we weren’t complaining.
My cow-leagues and I loved the attention. Paparazzi everywhere, “pasturing” us for interviews. We were over the moon!