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Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.

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Everybody wants to know if, and how, peacocks have sex!

Yes, actually! Here’s a Google Search screenshot of India’s interest in the term ‘Peacock Sex’ in the past 7 days.

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.

All of it is because of a Rajasthan HC Judge, Mahesh Sharma, who postulated that peacocks stay celibate. Instead, he says, the peahen gets pregnant ‘by drinking the tears of the peacock’.

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.
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Well, Justice Sharma might have taken the ‘high’ in the ‘High Court’ a bit too seriously. For him, and a lot of us inquisitive souls, here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex. Too much information, I know.

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.
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Now that we have established that peacocks are regular, functioning creatures, and NOT tear-jerkers, here’s a video of two allegedly consenting peacocks indulging in a romantic moment. ‘Somewhat graphic’ content warning.

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.
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I wish my tears had some worth too.

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.
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Guys, let’s be frank, peacock is our national bird. Let’s stop invading its privacy and discussing its sexuality so publically. At a time when we have restricted a section of our population to talk about their sexuality. *Cough* 377 *Cough* Homosexuality *Cough*

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.
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And Justice Sharma sabse badi baat, even if the peacock is celibate, what’s their to celebrate?

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Topics:  India   Mahesh Sharma   Peacock 

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