The penultimate episode is her, y’all. I’m not gonna lie, if a lot of interesting things don’t happen today, I am gonna have to cancel my day. I’m excessively sleepy this morning. Let’s see how this goes!
1. So Khaleesi isn’t eating. That’s... fair. She lost another baby dragon (WHO IS TO BLAME THOUGH, BABE?) and her best friend. She’s got legit bags under her eyes bruv, and no, they DON’T look Versace.
2. Jokes apart, am I the only one finding this heartbreaking? Why do no women ever do well in this show? Sssh, not speaking of you Arya. Never you.
3. TBVFH my friends, Varys is being a cutie. Literally all he ever wanted was the happiness of the common folk. She didn’t have to BURN his whole bald head. Pfft.
4. Hahahahaha ewwww, Danny making out Jon is giving me some real #AitraazVibez
5. Real footage of Jaime saying bye to Tyrion after he sets him free:
6. Mannnnn, watching the Dothraki do what they do gets me goooood *_*
7. Ok, I'm going to try and say this without screaming....KHALEESI IF YOU GET YOUR LAST DRAGON KILLED I’M GOING TO HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
8. GIRL THEY’RE LEGIT RINGING THE BELLS CAN YOU STAHHHHHHPPPPP????
9. “I’m the man that killed Jaime Lannister.” Yeah, sir. And a whole dragon.
10. Me looking at the Mountain like: Girl, you need some moisturiser lovinnnn’.
11. Literally Cersei when the Clegane bros start having a go at each other.
12. Y’ALL HE DID THE LEAP OF DEATH THING! I AM SCREAMING!!! THAT. WAS. BEAUTIFUL! OMG #missyoualreadybabe
13. Cersei and Jaime just died under the weight of the city. They did THAT.
14. That’s it guys, one last episode then I can start sleeping in peace again.
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