Raise your hand if you’ve heard a woman say, ‘men are dogs’. Yeah! That would be quite a few hands. But unfortunately, this derogatory common assumption does hold some truth.
Mind it, only “some” truth!
Though we love our furry friends, but some filmy hounds (read: celebs) remind us of our canine buddies more and more each day.
So on International Dog Day, we at The Quint tell you how some famous celebs have eerie similarities with the adorable pooches.
Salman Khan – The Territorial Dog Trait
If a bechara Indian pariah enters a Great Dane’s territory, the result would be the same as to what happened to the likes of Vibek Oberoi and Arijit Singh when they tried to encroach Salman Khan’s territory. Bhai became fierce and scared the dog-s**t out of them. So much so, that the poor dogs, eer, men were not seen loitering around Salman’s territory. Arf!
Ranveer Singh – The Needy Dog in Love
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Ranveer Singh is the dog madly in love. He’s Deepika Padukone’s personal Vodafone pug – wherever you go our (Ranveer) network follows. A pat of lurv and attention and he’ll be your fireball of excitement. Aahhooo!
Virat Kohli – The Wild Dog
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It’s difficult to play or to live with a wild dog. Similar was the case with Virat Kohli – the aggressive Delhi batsman who’s wild streak got him in a lot of trouble. But the boy in blue opened a new page in life and trained himself from being an arrogant fool to a gentleman in love. Ruff, ruff!
Vijay Mallya – The Digger
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The key to the survival of dogs is to leave bones/food dug safely, and return to eat it only later. The absconding business tycoon, Vijay Mallya did exactly the same earlier this year when he buried all his wealth very deep, making it impossible for the banks to retrieve it. The man is now chilling in another territory and would probably return to fetch his bone (money) once it’s safe.
Arvind Kejriwal – The Sniffer Dog
Aam Adami Party’s leader Arvind Kejriwal has been in power for over a year now and the man is known for his sniffing ability. His power to sniff for scams and drama is brilliant. And if all that fails, he sniffles his ways to accuse the ruling party for everything that happens in the city.
Do you think he could sniff out a win in Punjab?
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