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I recently wrote a poem that began with the lines: Your words mean nothing if they end with a no, do you see — the sea of broken hearts that bleed the colours of the rainbow?
Naturally, this poem was written in the aftermath of the apex court's judgment in the marriage equality case: a judgment so rife with contradictions that it might as well have been penned by a great romance novelist.
You'll just keep wondering "Will they, won't they" till the very end. Spoiler: they won't.

