Five Things to Pack Before you Enter the Bigg Boss House
All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go. (Photo: iStock/ Altered by The Quint)
All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go. (Photo: iStock/ Altered by The Quint)

Five Things to Pack Before you Enter the Bigg Boss House

Bigg Boss – one of the biggest tamashas in the bandwagon of reality shows – begins in a few days. The show, which is high on emotional quotient and low on intelligent quotient, will soon send household schedules for a toss, just like when you have guests over.

Whether you like it, or not, Bigg Boss is one of India’s most watched reality television shows. Just like Sallu Bhai frequently purred on the show last season, “do whatever you want do man,” the show will still be crowned the king of TRPs.

But have you ever wondered what the packing and preparations are like for our semi-famous celebrities?

So, we at The Quint decided to pack those ‘Bigg’ bags, and put in stuff we think are absolutely essential.

Kaali Teri Gucci teh Parada tera Laal

It’s all about brands. Who wants to be seen on national television with Sarojni Nagar or Fashion Street stuff? For most of the housemates, Bigg Boss is their big industry comeback – an opportunity to put their best foot forward. So make sure you pack all your fancy labels – Gucci, Parada, Fendi, Burberry, Christian Dior, Louis Vuitton and whatnot, because dewaaron ke ankhe bhi hoti hain!

Sleeping Beauty

Whatever you do, do not do this. Don’t wake up in the Bigg Boss house looking like you have just woken up. Remember, there is nothing normal in the house and the audience is not wasting their precious time to watch the ordinary you. So, please pack your makeup and apply it under your blanket, just before you plan to wake up!

Winning and Whining

You can forget to carry your toothbrush, your perfume (trust us, the technology to broadcast smell is still far from being discovered), but you cannot forget to carry your month-long supply of glycerine bottles. The secret to survive and succeed in the Bigg Boss house – one dose of glycerine daily will continuously ring the vote register for you. Just cry for anything and everything, like Dimpy Mahajan, the drama queen of Bigg Boss 8.

Smile, You’re on Candid Camera

This is the time to work on your perfect smile and angle. We all have a profile, a style to look good on camera. Make sure you work upon them to get that sexy look. You don’t want to be caught unaware at a hideous angle, to be trolled on the Internet and be scarred for life. Imagine your butt gets all the screen space, and you turn into the butt of all jokes!

Book of Abuses

There are two things that get you prime time on Bigg Boss – one, racy attire, and two, abusive language. We’re not just talking about the F word, no way. Think desi gaalis that build controversies and create WTF moments. So brush up on all the latest abuses, and if you’re creative enough, innovate a few of your own.

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