Once the 80-hour-long Maharashtra fiasco ended, I had two options. I could dive into reams of enlightened analysis from political pundits, or I could call Ganesh (I have given him a fictitious name to protect his privacy, but the guy is for real). I chose to call Ganesh – but before I tell you what he told me, here’s a quick background on him.
Ganesh is a charming housekeeper at my favourite hotel in uptown Mumbai. I stay there for over 50 days in a year, and by happenstance, Ganesh is my ‘evening turn-down service boy’ on over 40 of those (I suspect it’s got something to do with my generous tips, as Ganesh is smart enough to fix/game the roster – but hey, every chap has the right to maximise his income, right?).

