What’s Sarla Pehnji’s Plan to Bring Back Pak Star Fawad Khan?

Sarla Pehnji is back and this time, the Punjaban has the plan to bring back Pakistani artists to India. To find out what her plan is, watch the video, NOW.Also Read: The Quint Discovers Sarla Pehnji, Pammi Aunty’s Phone DostDolly Pehnji, sasriakal,Mein taunu ek gal dassa. Ek dum taap secret haiga. ( I need to tell you a secret.)Mein na date pe jaandi aan, oh vi… Fawad Khan de naal. Aho, oh Pakistani munda. Ji… (I’m going on a date that too with Fawad Khan. Ya, that same Pakistani actor.)Kiiii? (What). Hai rabha! (Oh god!)Eh twanu kinne dassya? Siyapa, inn naare walon da, mere date utte coffee pher detti kamino ne. Arre Pehnji, mein Karan (Johar) de naal coffee pi ke ki kara gi? Meinu teh gabru de naal coffee pi ni si... (Who told you this? These nationalists have ruined my date. Pehnji, what will I do on a date with Karan (Johar)? I wanted to go on a date with Fawad, the cutie.)Pehnji, eh jo Fawad Aur lokan nu par par ke train to Pakistan ich bhej de payien… Mera teh ji karda hai mein issi train nu Wagha pe rokh daiyan… Phir pehnji, Ik bilkul DDLJ varga climax… Fawad… train de darwaaze teh.. bazoo enj (make arm extending gesture) te main sarla…. Platform te… daud rahi haan… slow motion vich…’ (Pehnji, I don’t understand why are they sending Fawad and people to Pakistan? I feel like going to Wagha and stopping the train. And imagine, a typical DDLJ climax, Fawad just like Shah Rukh Khan in the train with arms wide open and me, at the platform, slowly running towards him.) Oye hoye pehnji, thand peh gayi. (What a fun!) Hun tusi dasso, Kuch phejna si Pakistan, teh Sunny Paaji da hand pump bhej den de. Hor ki... Saddi zee vargi ‘Zindagi’ teh lifeless hogayi hai... (Now you tell me, if we had to send something to Pakistan, we should have sent Sunny Deol’s hand pump which he took in Gadar: Ek Prem Katha. That’s what. With no Fawad, we’ve become lifeless.)Camera: Sanjoy DebEdited: Hitesh Singh

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