Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle

Ho! Ho! 2015 ki Jai Ho! Check out The Quint’s christmas carol!

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Plenty of Christmas carols play ad nauseam through the holidays. So why not keep these holidays mazzedaar with this desi Christmas carol starring Rahul Gandhi, Narendra Modi, Arvind Kejriwal, Arundhati Roy, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and all the headline-making usual suspects.

So sit back with your hot cocoa or chai and listen to our quirky Christmas carol. Because ‘tis the season to be jolly! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
I’m Jazz urf Jaswinder from Canada all the way!
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Jaddo di main waapis aayiyan, inne siyappe hoye….hadippa!

Enna headache hoya, enni confusion hoyi
Indrani family tree di branches har jagah khuli

Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle
Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle
Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle

Even Bhai is pure and pious just like Radhe Mom
Pious se yaad aya, where is that Pahlaj?
Keede pade censors nu, Sanskaari hai Bond aaj

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Films, ‘lesbian’, Maggi, porn…sab ban kita hoye!
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle

Banning my beef was also a big missed steak
Ae sab vekh ker mere ik gal pad gayi palle
Except cows yahaan sab unsafe feel ker de

Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle

Agle janam please mohe gaiyya hi ki jo
All day long i’ll move my pooch and chew on the grass that’ll grow

Jingle baill jingle baill jingle all the way
I’m still waiting ki ‘Acchhe Din’ awaange
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Tab main world tour jawangi,  apne naam da suit pehen ke!
Jingle balle jingle balle jingle all the way
I’m Jazz urf Jaswinder from Canada all the way!

Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi and PM Modi: The Quint’s Jingle Balle

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