Dude Eats Biryani With Ketchup & Mayo, Twitter Smacks Him Down

For one shining moment, Pakistanis, Iranians, and Indians united.

How much do you love biryani? Would you forsake a fellow human being for it? Would you cast him out of society for desecrating its name? Unless the answer to those questions is yes, you just don’t love it enough. But Twitter does – as this innocent, unsuspecting, but ultimately wrong user quickly found out when he tweeted his frankly disturbing biryani preferences.

Best way to eat biriyani is with ketchup and mayo 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/UtDPpA6mve

— Ali San 🇮🇷 (@TheSanPlanet) May 11, 2017

That’s right. Ketchup. And mayonnaise. As though biryani is a cheap hot dog.

True biryani-lovers called foul.

He Was Passed Around Like a Football

Who knows who currently has custody of him? Maybe no one. Maybe everyone – humanity as a whole is responsible for this mess.

Feeble Defence of the Biryani-Lover (Hater?)

But No One Could Get Over It

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/HmlgEGpw9Y

— ‏ليما🍒 (@leematic) May 11, 2017

@TheSanPlanet BeSt wAYy Tu e8 BirYAniI Izz Wiv katChup and MaYoO pic.twitter.com/S7iUSq0e1l

— amann (@hydrognperoxide) May 12, 2017

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/raI4Yc7UBf

— Damla Nour (@nurundamla) May 11, 2017

@TheSanPlanet Biryani with ketchup and mayo😳😳 pic.twitter.com/UYkKLwPYKG

— Alishba🇵🇰 (@Alishbak95) May 13, 2017

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/XaLnqEsD1g

— Ahmad Khan (@kh4nsolo) May 13, 2017

@TheSanPlanet @SamadHussain_7 pic.twitter.com/xmBWkPbMdI

— احيان (@_ABari_) May 12, 2017

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/esu4nnMqQI

— WaJaHaHaHaT (@wajahatEngg) May 13, 2017

@TheSanPlanet @SamadHussain_7 pic.twitter.com/4FdYItJGlz

— niza (@nizaibrahimx) May 11, 2017

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/VmXAo6A8od

— aisha abdulla (@aashu_says) May 12, 2017

They Wanted a Purge

@TheSanPlanet best way to delete your Twitter 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/MUxTW8pcy3

— nadia (@nadiaxja) May 11, 2017

@TheSanPlanet Uploading and sharing of blasphemous content on internet is a punishable offence. pic.twitter.com/hD3yivvhzO

— Sheharyar Goraya (@goraya_) May 12, 2017

can we destroy iran https://t.co/BFl4bJ2aYj

— stalin Khan (@naeempotato) May 12, 2017

If Pakistan declared war against Iran over this blatant provocation, it'd be completely justified. https://t.co/mtkUFN9TOD

— Bae Al Kaahil (@CallMeSpits) May 12, 2017

There Was Sadness and Despair

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/M8eIs2RlXM

— Agent47 (@NaSavNenSasta) May 14, 2017

Iran is banned from Biryani forever https://t.co/wp7ZjHtCOe

— Roheet (@Rohitthelights) May 13, 2017

Why are you disrespecting biryani like that 😭 https://t.co/mNywjfe06o

— 🐰 (@haniablatif) May 13, 2017

All We Can Say Is...

@TheSanPlanet pic.twitter.com/p55zKAWoLJ

— Ø¢ م ن ہ (@penduuu) May 12, 2017