Hey Nagpur, This is How it Could Have Played Out; Alas!

Satire: In an alternate universe, the ex-President gave a very different speech at the RSS HQ in Nagpur.

DISCLAIMER :
What you are about to read is largely a work of fiction. It is inspired by the real events that took place at Nagpur, when a former President of India shared the stage with the RSS Sarsanghchalak at the passing out parade of cadres. Except for a few truthful and factual reproductions, which have been duly italicised (in blue) to maintain authenticity, the rest of the account is a satire cooked by this writer. He apologises if you find the attempt unappetising and unfunny. Please feel free to troll him.