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Rawal’s Arundhati Sledge: When Legislators Turn Loose Tweeters

My opinion, or yours, may not matter, but a legislator’s certainly will. 

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Paresh Rawal will beat Arundhati Roy, hands down, in the race to become a worthy human shield – to be tied to an army jeep for fending off the stone-pelters in Kashmir. His stocky body will ensure that the stones don't go past him and damage the army vehicle that my tax money has enabled the government to procure. I care for this dearly bought piece of machinery. The stones will just boomerang off the swathes of fat on Rawal's body and give the stone-pelters a taste of their own medicine. Roy's petite frame will not be an effective shield.

Disgusted? You should be.

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