Bollywood Producer: Let's make something different this time?
Assistant: Like what, sir?
Producer: Like a love triangle
Assistant: What's new in that, sir?
Producer: Arre! We will take Shahrukh and make him a dwarf and we will take Anushka and give her cerebral palsy (CP).
Assistant: Wow. I got an inspirational orgasm just thinking about it. But sir, hero heroine with a disability — how will that work?

