The Gatekeeper: Namaste, dear Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains, Parsis and Christians. Here’s your path to citizenship.
*Muslims approach The Gatekeeper*
Muslims: Salaam, Gatekeeper.
The Gatekeeper: Sorry, yeh suvidha aap ke liye uplabdh nahi hai (This facility is not available for your community).

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