Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
Heard you want to hook us up with our ‘destined one’ through the yet-to-be-launched dating feature on Facebook? You seem to have the ambitious expectation of long-term relationships evolving through it.
Having set up the baap of all social networks, you may feel confident with your matchmaking skills, but let us tell you that dating is not as simple as socialising.
Here are a few things that you can use as reference when playing Cupid for us.
(PS: Facebook’s closer and (as has been proven) has more intel than Tinder will ever have. Thus, the concerns from an angsty millennial!)