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Will You Dare to Wear Levis’ NSFW, Butt Revealing Jeans?

Does Nicki Minaj approve of these jeans?

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Ahh, 2017 – the glorious year of the fidget spinner, Khans romancing girls 20 years younger and, wait for it, crotch-less pants!

Yes, you read that right. French fashion collective Vetements and Levi’s have given us this year’s weirdest fashion trend – jeans with a zip going from the butt crack till all over the crotch.

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In case you decide to step out of the house wearing it, be prepared for the mummy to sanskaar it up with her humble sui dhaaga.

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But, even before we decide to go for this ulta pulta trend, let’s stop for a moment, and think - what could be the the point behind these jeans? Is it to air the bum on a sweaty Indian summer day or is it a sartorial interpretation of the phrase Yeah my a**? Or is it a little rebellion against the pesky fashion police?

Yes, these jeans have given us more questions than answers about their existence. If they are ever sold in India, just imagine how much more miserable they will make our metro experience to be. Sitting in the metro on those cold seats, even as your butt tries to squeeze into tiny nooks.

There’s a buttastrophe just waiting to happen there!

But yeah, on days when you don’t have Hajmola by your side, and want to let out a quiet one, it would be extremely convenient.

Par how we will we ever explain this trend to the moral guardians, who are anyway easy to pin the blame of harassment onto a girl. What will we do when shrill anchors debate on prime time, par uski zip peeche kyun thi? What will do when religious spokespersons say ki girls wearing such pants are the reasons why rapes happen in the first place?

What will we do when the Azam Khans of this world say, “ab boys will be boys”. Unzip toh karenge hi...

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Even after considering all these points, people, if you’re someone who just needs to stock the latest of fashion in your wardrobe, then get ready to shell out Rs 1.2 lakhs (only) for this innovative pair of jeans. Haha, #aukat.

As they say in Punjabi, ae jeans jammi hi putthi si! (These were made only upside down!)

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