I don’t want to make outrageous claims about Facebook completely distracting me, but lately I've been spending a lot of time figuring out what dessert I would be in Bulgaria. Now, not that that’s not the kind of information I want (because I need that in my life) but with the attention span of a millennial who has a notification pop up, I can’t seem to concentrate on much.
This is largely also because of the Facebook videos that we've all been – voluntarily but mostly not – subjected to over the course of time.
I am talking about wedding videos. This wedding-video-making thing spurned an entire industry that is dedicated to making a guy, a girl and the entire process of getting married into a gigantic Bollywood production. After watching too many of them – way more than the recommended intake – I seem to have noticed a pattern.
I tell you how most of them pan out. Though it’s not really a mystery.