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Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns

Here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex.

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Peacocks are celibate? What’s there to celebrate? (Photo: Aaqib Raza Khan/<b>The Quint</b>)

Everybody wants to know if, and how, peacocks have sex!

Yes, actually! Here’s a Google Search screenshot of India’s interest in the term ‘Peacock Sex’ in the past 7 days.

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns

All of it is because of a Rajasthan HC Judge, Mahesh Sharma, who postulated that peacocks stay celibate. Instead, he says, the peahen gets pregnant ‘by drinking the tears of the peacock’.

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns

Well, Justice Sharma might have taken the ‘high’ in the ‘High Court’ a bit too seriously. For him, and a lot of us inquisitive souls, here’s some free ka gyaan: Peacocks do have sex. Bright, colourful, shimmery sex. Too much information, I know.

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns
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Now that we have established that peacocks are regular, functioning creatures, and NOT tear-jerkers, here’s a video of two allegedly consenting peacocks indulging in a romantic moment. ‘Somewhat graphic’ content warning.

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns
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I wish my tears had some worth too.

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns
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Guys, let’s be frank, peacock is our national bird. Let’s stop invading its privacy and discussing its sexuality so publically. At a time when we have restricted a section of our population to talk about their sexuality. *Cough* 377 *Cough* Homosexuality *Cough*

Ye Dil Maange ‘Mor’ Memes? Then Check Out These Funny Peacock Puns
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And Justice Sharma sabse badi baat, even if the peacock is celibate, what’s their to celebrate?

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