What do Arvind Kejriwal-led Aam Aadami Party and 50 Cent have in common?
Well, both are broke!
While 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy protection, Arvind Kejriwal is begging the aam aadami to donate Rs 10 or more to help his party stay afloat.
But Mr Honest Chief Minister, begging does not suit you, does it?
Don’t worry, The Quint brings you some imandaar ways to earn some moolah.
Muffler Man
This is AAP’s ‘been there, done that’ moment. Last year, AAP supporters came up with the Muffler Man and turned Kejriwal into a superhero. Why not start selling Muffler Man merchandise now? Mufflers, t-shirts, caps, even customised corruption detectors. That too with a discount!
Just Sweep It!
Guys, just cash in on the Swachh Bharat Abhiyan. Collect all those brooms you have and sell them. You must have enough brooms in your closet, keeping in mind that you do need some internal sweeping.
Janata Ka CM
How about going and helping one of your most loyal vote banks — the housewives — with their day-to-day work. Fetching vegetables and paying her electricity bill, and ask them for some cash in exchange of the chores. They will be more than willing to help and pray for you, if one goes by your Rishwat Bandh TV commercial.
Khich-Khich Dur Karo
The changing weather has brought fresh bouts of fever, and cough and cold. And what do you resort to when you are afflicted with such maladies? Cough syrup of course! And who endorses cough syrup? Arvind Kejriwal. Come on guys, AAP syrups will definitely become a rage.
AAP Ka Right
AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein ayein, AAP ki kashish, Hum AAPke hai kaun. It’s time Kejriwal starts demanding commission on some Bollywood songs. Clearly, these popular songs have become more trendy, thanks to AAP. This might be a far-fetched idea but still worth a try, right?
AAP ka kya khayal hai?
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