QSatire: Dear Earth-like Planet, You’re Soon Going to be Invaded

Dear Earth-like planet Kepler-452b, be prepared to be used and abused by Indians.

1,400 light years away, in the Cygnus Constellation, lies an Earth-like planet, Kepler-452b which might harbour life. Planet Earth, this is your time to rejoice.

But dear inhabitants (if you exist) of Kepler-452b, be prepared to be invaded soon by Indians. Just look at Earth and you’ll know why we’re warning you so well in advance.

We at The Quint decided to give you guys a heads-up on the first lot of Indians who are likely to move base to your oh-so-green-beautiful planet. Enjoy all the serenity till it lasts!