How to Get a Hindu Rashtra? Just Follow These Easy Steps
Remember how 150 Hindu organisations met last month in Goa to discuss the possibility of a Hindu Rashtra?
Well, as per their plan, it might take time to establish one. But in case you’re wondering what the difference between the ideal Hindu Rashtra and the way we live is, Hindu Janajagruti Samiti has you sorted.
As per their recommendations, we have made a list of simple changes that can take you closer to the promised land.
First things first, you must know that you are doing numerous things in the ‘wrong manner’, which ends up generating negative energy – Yes, your activities themselves are destroying the possibility of a Hindu Rashtra.
It’s time to wise up.
Western culture, clothes, lifestyle, eating habits and even your job make it difficult to achieve this idyllic paradise. But don’t worry, here's some advice that will come in handy.
Your Pooping and Peeing Needs Reform
Hindu Janajagruti Samiti clearly suggests that you must face NORTH in the morning while peeing and pooping, and SOUTH in the evening. You must be the compass, and let your ablutions take you closer to the perfect society.
Leave Those Clothes ON While Bathing... Nudity Is Unsanskari
Yes, your entire life has been a lie. To avoid those negative energies, it’s a must that you bathe (and do all other things) with your clothes on.
And you must bathe in ‘Brahma muhurta’ (dawn) only, because...
Up to Your Gills in Negative Energy? Pile On the Clothes
Don’t even think about wearing those shorts, short skirts, or those dresses. The more clothes, the better. The clothes of women, meaning the sari, awaken the Shakti Principle and the clothes of men activate the Shiv principle. Women must wear a six-yard or a nine-yard long sari. More sari than woman is the idea (apparently).
The Way You Comb Your Hair Is Wrong and Bad
Sorry to break it to you, but there actually is a right way to comb your hair, and it’s not how you’re doing it. You must comb your hair with no more and no less than three fingers dipped in oil. After you’re done with combing, clean your comb with gaumutra – that’s important.
Say Goodbye to Coffee and Chai
Do you like starting your day with a cup of mocha or chai?
Well, you can throw it right out the window. Coffee and tea are filled with poison, according to Hindu Janajagruti Samiti. You must eat satvik bhojan only, for the ‘Tama component’ in these liquids increases due to its ingredients and the method of cooking. Oh, and it also attracts black energy... Nobody wants that.
Gymming Is So 21st Century, Good Ol’ Waist-Bending Is the Way
Forget the gym and use this simple workout-hack by mending the way you wash your clothes and clean your house. You have to bend that waist while you wash the clothes and sweep the floor. This particular kind of bending keeps your navel chakra ‘active’ – we’re guessing that’s a good thing.
And if you still think that the negative energy could be entering your system in some manner, then Hindu Janajagruti Samiti has the perfect solution: GAUMUTRA!
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