Catholic School Bans Harry Potter Books Upon Advice From Exorcists

“Can’t believe American schools banned Harry Potter but not guns,” say Twiteratti over the ban.

Every 90s kid with a knack for fantasy fiction must have secretly tried waving a wooden stick in their teens, and uttered the words ‘wingardium leviosa’, with the right intonation of course, in the hopes of levitating something.

Such was and (still is) the allure of JK Rowling’s best selling Harry Potter books -- the fantasy series that explored the magical world of witchcraft and wizardry.

Too bad none of them actually made anything fly for real. Because their wand, just like the made up spells in the books, was a work of fiction.