When Durex’s Eggplant-Flavoured Condom Aroused ‘Baingan’ Sex Jokes

Durex launches eggplant-flavoured condoms and Twitter cannot handle it.

Today in strange occurrences in the world, condom brand Durex has announced the release of a new flavour. Leaving strawberry, chocolate and everything else behind, the new flavour is an “anti-climactic” eggplant flavour. Yes, some baingan for wild sex it is!

#BreakingNews: We're launching an exciting new savoury #condom range - Eggplant flavour! 🍆 #CondomEmoji pic.twitter.com/idA07EaiXC

— Durex Global (@durex) September 5, 2016

Naturally, the Twitterati exploded, and couldn’t stop themselves from making baingan ka bharta jokes. Here are some, for your viewing pleasure.

Anyway, now that @RohanV has mentioned it, time to listen to this extremely trippy brinjal-based song: https://t.co/qlcst1ZMgH

— Manish (@jimanish) September 5, 2016

What's next? Marmite flavoured condoms? Fire your head of strategy already! https://t.co/McWtAdc8Ni

— Papa CJ (@PapaCJ) September 5, 2016

Maybe you should avoid using the words 'Breaking' News if you're a condom brand. Might not be auspicious! https://t.co/McWtAdc8Ni

— Papa CJ (@PapaCJ) September 5, 2016

Dear Durex, please drop the idea of an eggplant flavoured condom.
As they say, let baingans be baingans.

— Gabru Tippler (@MrTippler) September 5, 2016

"Would you like some stuffed baingan?" https://t.co/035YIJ5QCb

— dorku (@Dorkstar) September 5, 2016

Pls launch cucumber flavour too. Thanks. https://t.co/ONulkrKbhQ

— Lola Kuttiamma (@Priya_Menon) September 5, 2016

STOP CONDOM MANUFACTURERS https://t.co/FeHjJGEEs8

— Suprateek Chatterjee (@SupraMario) September 5, 2016

Disclaimer: The new flavour launch is, by the grace of god, not a real thing that’s happening. Everybody relax, your sex won’t be tainted with baingan anytime in the near future.