Dear Shankar Lal, Your Allegiance to Gau Mata Moved us to Tears

What an innovative way of utilising cow excreta, don’t you think?

Uh-Oh!

Did we just embark upon a world where every ounce of cow excreta wasted could be detrimental to our social lives? Is this the world that Jaddu warned us about eons ago when he gave Hrithik Roshan his adolescence back?

Damn you, prophesies! I knew I should have taken soothsayers more seriously.

RSS’ ideologue Shankar Lal’s suggestions vis-a-vis cow protection and its innovative use of waste disposal comes at an opportune time; it helps reignite the lost reverence for the gau mata.

If you’re suffering from a crushed social life because of your phone’s limited battery, then go back to the prophesies and do as Mr Lal says. We have collated some of his gems for you: read, preach, and apply.

Cellphones suck energy, just put some cow dung: RSS ideologue https://t.co/bZ92oMZGAz pic.twitter.com/KQssut6mEJ

— The Indian Express (@IndianExpress) August 6, 2016