Donald Trump and Narendra Modi had their first phone date late on Tuesday. So good was the conversation that the US President called India his ‘true friend’ and invited his new mitron Modi to USA.
Well all this is old news now. We at The Quint got hold of the audio of the conversation between Trump and Modi and the serious issues they talked about. Psst! They even talked about Arnab.
Donald Trump: Hello mitron Modi!
Modi: Donaald my fraand. Why did it take you two-days to call me?
Donald: Sorry buddy. I was getting my new house white-washed.
Modi: Oh! you were applying chuna? You should have told me. I would have sent people from here. Salman, Kejru… They're pretty good at their job.
Donald: You’re a nasty man!
Modi: Not just Nestea, Donaaald. I used to sell all kinds of tea. Why don’t you come to India? We’ll have chai pe charcha.
Donald: Sure Modi. You know, Hindu is my favourite country. It's tiny, but it's great. Just lemme figure out how this President thingy works.
Modi: It’s very easy. I’ll tell you, it’s all about Mann ki baat.
Donald: Monkey baat? Oh I’m very good at talking non-stop. Btw! Do you know anything about Syria?
Modi: Eh! I think I’ll send my friend Arnab to you.
Donald: Did you say Arnab or Arab? Coz if it’s Arab, I’ll fire him right away. I love Hindus.
Modi: Donaald.. His name is Arnab and he’s a republic too.
Donald: Fantastic!
Modi: And if all fails… Considering your love for Hindus… You can always join RSS mitron.
Donald: RSS? Is that a club?
Modi: Yes, it’s my home club with the right ideology.
Donald: Oh! Seems like the place to be for Hindu lovers like me…
Modi: How is Melania ji and Ivanka betiya?
Donald: Melaniaaaa is hot. And Ivanka, sorry Modi, can’t comment on her! Anyway Modi. It was nice talking to you. I just realized I am no more a businessman but a President of a country. I apparently have a lot of work to do. Just one-sec Modi: (faint mumble) Can we add a bit of gold and orange? The house is too white.
Modi: Good selection. Orange is the new black! Ab ki baar dono ki sarkar
Donald: (laughs) I’ll talk to ya later. You’re fired! Oh sorry! Bye bye.
Edited: Puneet Bhatia