This Valentine’s Day, Shakul-Gupta-With-An-Audi (No drum rolls, please) has promised the fairer lot quite a few things.
No ominously single Cupid-punctured heart can stop fluttering after having chanced upon this glitzy Valentine’s Day offer. No Amazon.com can quench a consumer’s heart better than an Audi-laced proposal. Or so it seems.
(Aside: Last year, he had promised an iPhone 7, among other things, to all his dates. Adam couldn’t have foreseen a more fateful day for future Eves.)
Lastly, no description of mine shall do justice to the condensed articulation on this gentleman’s end, of a “VALENTINE'S DAY BOYFRIEND RENTAL’’ package.
(All caps, mind you! )
(PS: What’s love, if not packaged in an Apple.inc box, cruising in an Audi with ‘RICHGUY’ promo codes in tow?)
His words (shared 2989 times as of now) :
“VALENTINE'S DAY BOYFRIEND RENTAL
00:00 - 23:59 14th Feb 2018
Package 1:
Holding hands & putting arm around the shoulders
Package 2:
Holding hands, putting arm around the shoulders, hug, kiss on cheeks & forehead
Package 3:
Holding hands, putting arm around the shoulders, hug, kiss on cheeks, forehead, and lips
Package 4:
ANYTHING YOU WANT
Use promo code 'RICHGUY' and get
- 20% off
- Freeride in my Audi
Bio:
- 26 y/o
- 56 kg
- 160 cm
- Assuring you that your family will love me (even your friends ;))
- Sagittarius so I'm generous, open-minded & idealistic
- Willing to be your makeup practice model
- Can cook any kind of dish
- Watch Netflix with you
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Things I cannot do:
- Defend you from cockroaches
- Fashion talk
- Eat seafood
- Beauty talk
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Different personas I'm willing to pull off:
- Christian Grey (never tried it but willing to explore and try new things ;))
- Billionaire playboy who was stuck on an island for 5 years
- Gay (just to make you laugh)
- Innocent look
- Sweet lover
- Bad boy
If you are interested, comment here or message me
FB - https://www.facebook.com/shakul.gupta.395
IG - shakulgupta
P.S. - You can choose wherever you want to go and what to do’’