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I Totally Stayed in Priyanka-Nick’s $6.5 Mn Mansion. Here’s Proof

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 

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Ever since the news hit the Internet, fans can’t help but drool over photos of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ suave new crib in Beverly Hills, USA.

The $6.5 million property that will soon become Priyanka’s home after the couple tie the knot on November 30, is giving netizens major #RealEstateGoals.

What follows after the obvious awe is a tingling sense of #FOMO.

“Kaash main iss ghar mein ek din reh paati.”
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Unfortunately, even if I sell all my (functional) organs, I still can’t even rent the place for a night on Airbnb.

So instead, I did this.

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
Just woke to my 6.5 Mn dollar Airbnb mansion
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered by TheQuint)

Yep, I totally went to their million dollar fancy mansion...in my dream world. Thanks to photoshop and ready imagination, in Water Mitty style!

Here’s how my stay went.

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A Day At Priyanka and Nick’s Mansion in Beverly Hills

After waking up with a backache from the extra fluffy futon, I helped myself to a steaming cup of coffee in the study.

Also texted Priyanka to get her new house some blinds. The paparazzi will totally exploit the wall size window overlooking the ‘hills’.

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
The paparazzi will totally exploit the wall size window.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

When you have a living room the size of a golf course, indoor golfing to ban ta hai.

Oops, did I just break the chandelier?

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
*Crash*
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

I was comfortably enjoying a packet of chana, when the door bell rang and in came Kylie Jenner to ask for some sugar.

Neighbours, I swear.

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
Neighbours, I swear.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Peeved by noisy neighbours, I escaped to the poolside, to enjoy the California sun.

Thank God I had SPF protection.

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
Thank God for SPF protection.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Followed it with a much needed selfie for Instagram to commemorate the stay.

#HomeAlone

I wanted to stay a day in Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ $6.5 mn Beverly Hills mansion, so I did this. 
My ‘kahani ghar ghar ki’ momment
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Too bad the hosts, Priyanka and Nick, were away to wrap up their schedule before their big day in India.

Oh well, will tag them on the photos.

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Topics:  Priyanka Chopra   Nick Jonas   Airbnb 

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