I Totally Stayed in Priyanka-Nick’s $6.5 Mn Mansion. Here’s Proof
Fans can’t help but drool over photos of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ suave new crib in Beverly Hills, USA.
Fans can’t help but drool over photos of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ suave new crib in Beverly Hills, USA. (Photo: redfin.com/Altered by TheQuint)

I Totally Stayed in Priyanka-Nick’s $6.5 Mn Mansion. Here’s Proof

Ever since the news hit the Internet, fans can’t help but drool over photos of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ suave new crib in Beverly Hills, USA.

The $6.5 million property that will soon become Priyanka’s home after the couple tie the knot on November 30, is giving netizens major #RealEstateGoals.

What follows after the obvious awe is a tingling sense of #FOMO.

“Kaash main iss ghar mein ek din reh paati.”

Unfortunately, even if I sell all my (functional) organs, I still can’t even rent the place for a night on Airbnb.

So instead, I did this.

Just woke to my 6.5 Mn dollar Airbnb mansion
Just woke to my 6.5 Mn dollar Airbnb mansion
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered by TheQuint)

Yep, I totally went to their million dollar fancy mansion...in my dream world. Thanks to photoshop and ready imagination, in Water Mitty style!

Here’s how my stay went.

A Day At Priyanka and Nick’s Mansion in Beverly Hills

After waking up with a backache from the extra fluffy futon, I helped myself to a steaming cup of coffee in the study.

Also texted Priyanka to get her new house some blinds. The paparazzi will totally exploit the wall size window overlooking the ‘hills’.

The paparazzi will totally exploit the wall size window.
The paparazzi will totally exploit the wall size window.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

When you have a living room the size of a golf course, indoor golfing to ban ta hai.

Oops, did I just break the chandelier?

 *Crash*
*Crash*
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

I was comfortably enjoying a packet of chana, when the door bell rang and in came Kylie Jenner to ask for some sugar.

Neighbours, I swear.

Neighbours, I swear.
Neighbours, I swear.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Peeved by noisy neighbours, I escaped to the poolside, to enjoy the California sun.

Thank God I had SPF protection.

Thank God for SPF protection.
Thank God for SPF protection.
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Followed it with a much needed selfie for Instagram to commemorate the stay.

#HomeAlone

 My ‘kahani ghar ghar ki’ momment
My ‘kahani ghar ghar ki’ momment
(Photo: redfin.com/Altered By TheQuint/Kamran Akhter)

Too bad the hosts, Priyanka and Nick, were away to wrap up their schedule before their big day in India.

Oh well, will tag them on the photos.

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