Trust Millennials to Take up Any Challenge, Even Snorting Condoms

An appropriately angsty teenager is bent over a coffee table, trying to snort.Yes, the C-word. No, not the one you're thinking of.Condoms.Whuuuuuu... yes.The 'woke' millennial is anchored hazardously to the flaky world of trends and is plagued by a question:Am I boredORAm I bored?But, when not bored, this notorious individual is 'challenging' himself. (That is, if the internet can be relied on, for just this once.)And these snippets of thrill take on many forms:A plumped pout achieved via extreme measures.Biting chunks off a detergent packet... to no end effect.Polishing off a spoonful of ground cinnamon in under 60 seconds.And these are only a few.(PS: I am still wondering if the tendency to put things in one’s mouth is an extension of our Freudian complexities.)Perched on the precipe of a meme, cape billowing rhythmically to five different versions of ‘Shape Of You’ , the new-age millenial leaves no stone unturned when it comes to experimentation.Attached hazards or not.If you’re still curious, here’s a sneak peek at some of his/her feats accomplished:If Only We Knew Why... The Condom Snorting Challenge:Inhale the condom in through your nose and, eventually, pull it out of your mouth. Eeeks!Oh Kylie, What Did You Unleash?The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge:Looking for the perfect pout?Worry not.Subject yourself to an alarming situation.Place lips into a shot glass,Suck the air out of the glass,Create friction (and discomfort)Bazinga.Of All The Things You Can Swallow...The Cinnamon Challenge:Think about what we just said.Did We Miss a Memo on What’s ‘Fun’?The Tide-Pod Challenge:Kids bite into detergent packets/pods. Then chew it up and spew soap from their mouths.*Can’t feel my mouth anymore*What On Good Earth? The Fire Challenge:Set yourself on fire for a short period by applying flammable liquids and film the outcome.I am telling you. You and I have missed an entire world-order. (Thank heavens?)There are quite a few more.But let’s reserve all of that for later. We’re still processing these.Also, the only silver lining?Thank god for CBSE retests. Desi kids are occupied.

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Trust Millennials to Take up Any Challenge, Even Snorting Condoms

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