Are You a Certified ‘Urban Naxal’? Take This Quiz to Find Out!

The republic needs to know the full list of ‘Urban Naxals’ out there. Are you safe or on The List?

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Let’s get straight to the point. The republic needs to know the full list of ‘Urban Naxals’ out there, the few bad apples spoiling everyone else with their critical attitude, differing points of view and questions to the ruling establishment. Take this quiz and find out if you feature in ‘The List’. Do it quick, the name-calling is about to begin!

What was your result? Not an ‘Urban Naxal’ or Certified ‘Urban Naxal’? Here’s what your result means.

  • Not an 'Urban Naxal': Congratulations, you would rather spell 'dissent' as 'descent'. You would prefer activists to do their ‘activity’ inside jail cells, while you exercise the ‘real’ power of democracy by being intolerant of anyone opposed to you. You need not fear raids, crackdowns or arrests. Aap safe hai.
  • Certified 'Urban Naxal': SHAME! You are now a certified ‘Urban Naxal’. You have let down the republic with your annoying habit of asking questions and being critical of things. Why must you be like this? The times now demand that your name and reputation be tarnished by the honourable, divinely mandated process of "harassment without evidence". Aap ka time up hai.

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