“May Your Happiness Increase Like Petrol Prices,’’ Rues Twitter

Twitter users are having a LOL-spree following the hike in fuel prices.

The petrol prices in India are at a record high of around Rs 84.4 per litre in Mumbai and agitation due to this surge in price has only grown.

This led many people on social media to express their distress over the situation. But, instead of resorting to age-old rants , several users on Twitter have turned to humour:

Here are some of the funniest reactions to the sudden hike in fuel prices:

The Ola Driver was complaining about the high fuel prices. The guy in the Cab started explaining how it's good for Nation.

Cab Driver asked him to get off from his cab.

— Jet Lee(Vasooli Bhai) (@Vishj05) May 22, 2018

By 2019 petrol price will reach Rs. 2019/- per litre

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) May 21, 2018

"This Gormint is a sux. Look at the petrol prices! So high only."

"O YA?! What about that time when prices were high during Congress? You just go to Pakistan!"

"Good idea! Petrol is cheaper there anyway! Bye."

— Meghnad (@Memeghnad) May 21, 2018

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, 
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee #petrolpricehike #Petrol #petrolhike

— Kamal Kumar ਕਮਲ ਕੁਮਾਰ (@iamkumarkamal) May 20, 2018

Petrol pump guy: *points to the machine* "Zero dekh lo"

[ after 1 minute]

Me: *points to HDFC's balance SMS* "Zero dekh lo"

— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) May 22, 2018

Price Ho Toh DU Cut-Off Jaisa...?

Petrol prices will clear the DU cut off too, soon.

— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) May 21, 2018

Petrol pump attendant: "Sir, please don't use your cellphone. Aag lag sakti hai."

Me: *looks at petrol's price per litre on the machine*

Attendant: *looks at diesel's price on the machine*

Me: *looks at the attendant*

Attendant: *looks back at me*

"Koi nahi sir, laga do aag"

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) May 22, 2018