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Next Time Someone Calls You “Anti-National”, Quote Akshay Kumar 

Warning: Anti-national content inside. 

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Kya aap anti-national hai? Par patriotism ki aap mein koi kami nahi hai? Don’t worry here comes Akshay Kumar to the rescue.

The top trending word, every season since the past few years, is “Anti-National”. This widely used and now abused term has now become a joke on its own. Anyone can fling the ‘anti-national’ charge at you at the drop of a hat.

While we can’t tackle the bigger problems with Bollywood dialogues, they can sure help you to deal with being tagged ‘anti-national’. Parrot these dialogues, by none other than Bollywood’s poster boy of patriotism Akshay Kumar, the next time someone calls you anti-national, deshdrohi or traitor.

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Caution: Use this dialogue at your own risk, you could be tagged “anti-national urban naxal”.

(This story is from The Quint’s archives. It is being republished to mark Akshay Kumars birthday.)

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