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At the BIRA 91 April Fool’s festival, Quint NEON caught up with some of the country’s best women stand-up comics and asked them to come up with Twitter bios for famous personalities/organisations.
Aditi Mittal, Neeti Palta, Sumukhi Suresh and Anu Menon were sports in taking our questions head on and gave some fabulous responses.
We asked them to come up with Twitter bios for:
UIDAI
Aditi Mittal: United In Doing An Interesting scam.
Anu Menon: One for all, all for one. You may not have a boyfriend, but you will always be linked to me.
Sumukhi Suresh: They are there. They are doing something, I guess.
Neeti Palta: I am like your neighbour. I know everything and I spill it to everyone.
CBSE
Anu Menon: I am obsolete. I leak question papers and make people do the Math paper again.
Aditi Mittal: We don’t need a ‘Chaiwala’, we need a ‘Plumber’.
Neeti Palta: It is just an exam, give it. This education doesn’t benefit us anyway.
Mark Zuckerberg
Aditi Mittal: It wasn’t me.
Anu Menon: I am really sorry, Cambridge Analytica. I didn’t mean for this to happen, but you didn’t pay me enough.
Neeti Palta: Had I not been there, not many people would have sent ‘fraaandship' requests to each other.
Sumukhi Suresh: Steal, but with love!
Watch the video to listen to the other cool responses.
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