QSatire: Hey Rahul Yadav, Here are Some Naukris For You
Rahul Yadav, the former Housing.com CEO is jobless. So we thought of coming up with a few job options for him.
He came, he conquered, and he left. Though clichéd, that’s exactly how former CEO of Housing.com Rahul Yadav’s life story can be summed up.
Start-ups’ favourite controversy kid, Yadav is now jobless, and is probably chilling in his house, undergoing behavioural therapy. You see, from public tiffs with competitors to brash emails, Yadavji has done it all.
We, at The Quint, began to think, what would be the best available job opportunities for Rahul Yadav, best suiting his crazy personality. And it wasn’t too difficult to list them down.
Mr Yadav, you might want to seriously consider these!
AAP-ka Swagat Hai!
Meet Rahul Yadav — the Arvind Kejriwal of the corporate world. Both find U-turns to be absolutely delightful. Rahul re-joined Housing.com, a few hours within his first huffy resignation. Unlike Rahul, it took Kejriwal a year to capture the throne of Delhi again. Both IIT pass-outs, (actually, Rahul is a dropout, but nevertheless), Yadav and Kejriwal love the media. Do you still need reasons why AAP would want Rahul to join their party?
Rahul, Naam Toh Suna Hoga
Rahul Yadav is a busy man. No, he’s not building houses or creating memes on Facebook. He’s in talks with director Mahesh Bhatt, the father of conspiratorial biopics. The 26-year-old maverick has a perfect success to failure story waiting to be told. Yadav’s life has all the masala that’ll become a raging Bollywood success. Any guesses on who’ll play the lead role? Rahul Yadav himself or Emraan Hashmi? Or Bollywood’s favourite on-screen Rahul, the King Khan?
All India Yadav Party
If you thought the AAP was his only option. Think again. His mighty surname has attracted a lot of netas. Yadavs across the country are eyeing this tech-geek, who would probably strong wire their party. The impact of his surname is so great that when he was sacked from Housing.com, investors called in the local police in anticipation of violence. Dekhlo Bhai! Bande mein dum hai! Or rather, Yadav mein dum hai!
Yadav, do Whatever You Want to do Man
If not Housing.com, then the Bigg Boss house. Whatsay Mr Yadav? Rahul would do a brilliant job in the reality show. Manipulation is what participants of this reality show are supposed to ace, and who better fits the bill than Rahul Yadav? And if he wins, he will not need an investor for his new venture — with all the ‘high and mighty’ house-mates, he already has a potential clientèle — an out-house for every one of them.
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