Kerala’s youth found an innovative way to respond to the self-proclaimed moral brigade that shoved, pushed and attacked couples at Kochi’s iconic Marine Drive on Wednesday, which was International Women’s Day.
Based on an invite sent over Facebook, scores of artists, students and activists sought to reclaim their access to the public sphere, as they kissed and hugged in the open.
We at The Quint had launched the campaign #MakeOutInIndia in defiance of ultra-conservative outfits. We are reposting some of our stories from the campaign.
Where lust is without fear and the libido runs high,
Where time is free,
Where the mind is led forward by hormones,
Into ever groping thoughts and actions,
Into that heaven of consent,
My Friends, let my country awake.
Let’s face it – being the world’s second largest population, couples in India have a rather tough time finding quiet, undisturbed places to peacefully make out. There are people EVERYWHERE. Add to that some overzealous moral policing, professional voyeurs and inquisitive family members and #MakeOutInIndia remains a distant dream no matter what the country hopping leader says.
If I can be of any service, here’s a list of places that yours truly, and people known to yours truly, have made out in. See if they do you any good!
Graveyards: Not For the Faint Hearted
Actually there is no place as peaceful and as undisturbed as a graveyard. But try this only if you can overcome the notion of voyeuristic spirits being witness to your actions. Let your love proverbially conquer death. Anyway, the dead tell no tales.
Unused Water Tanks: Not For the Claustrophobic
This is a great sound proof place for two (or more) to make out. Since they are usually located on the rooftops of buildings, the chances of being disturbed by anyone other than the stray bird is minuscule. Just make sure that the water tank is not in use and is completely dry.
Public Construction Sites: Car Required
In a nation where construction is a national pastime, there is no dearth of finding places dug up or half finished projects which are abandoned once the working day is over. A car discretely parked inside such areas at night is usually undisturbed, but unless you like a ménage à trois, do make sure you lock the car doors while inside.
School and Colleges: Only For the Educated
This is a fantasy almost every normal student has subscribed to, but very few have actually lived it out. If it’s your alma mater, getting into the facility becomes easier. Since you have spent a considerable time in that educational institution, you obviously know the right places. Once done, saunter out with the excuse that you were looking for the lost ball (pun not intended! really!).
Underneath A Stage: Go For the Sturdy ones
This is a very safe yet dangerous place to make out. The noise above will camouflage any of your own and there is enough space to try out a few innovative moves. Just make sure there are no tent waalahs or stagehands already occupying the space. The best time to make out underneath a stage is during the actual event, everybody is occupied with what’s on top, and so are you.
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