QSatire: Are you on Ashley Madison’s Cheat-Radar? Pray and Read On

If you’re on the list of Ashley Madison adulterers, The Quint has got a Plan B for you.

For more than 2.7 lakh Indians, Wednesday morning was not a pleasant one. No. Not because Wednesdays are inherently evil, but because a hacking group called The Impact Team threatened to expose data from the dating site Ashley Madison.

If you’re one of those 2.7 lakh, who are part of this sexual fantasy world, now is a good time to pray to whichever God you believe in.

But while you keep transmitting prayers heaven-wards, have you calculated your next move, if your name gets announced in the open? The Quint has a few suggestions.