A video of Amin Hafeez, a reporter at Geo News interviewing buffaloes has surfaced. If that isn’t enough, Mr Hafeez has been kind enough to tell us what the cattle is saying, lest its pearls of wisdom are lost in translation.
Shot in Mehmood Booti district in Lahore, a video of fat, slobby buffaloes descending a bridge forms the focus of the video. Amin Hafeez proudly draws attention to their perfect queue, almost as if he were boasting about his children.
When asked about the ease of descent, the visibly irritated animal looked away, patient enough not to kick Amin. The viewer was told that the animal found it very difficult.
The next shot was that of a few scrawny men rushing across a road, and jumping over the divider before rushing across the road.
This masterpiece ends on a very positive note. The buffaloes of Lahore successfully communicate to the scrawny deviants that while overhead bridges are not the easiest way out, they are the safest.
Amin Hafeez’s other videos are equally hilarious. In other videos, he discusses how birds in the sky kissed prior to the rain, just before breaking out into a dance with a few boys on the streets of Lahore.
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