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Hello and welcome to the fun segment of our news bulletin: Grizzly’s Believe it Or Not, where we bring you four bizarre news snippets from across the country.

For our first snippet, we have a woman in Kanyabechari who recently attempted to lodge a complaint at her local thaana about her husband raping her.

Meanwhile, outside a club in Delhi’s popular Hauz Khas Village, a woman was raped after she was found dressed in a skirt much too short for public consumption.

In other bizarre news, a 25-year-old woman who works as a secretary to a CEO complained that he had sexually harassed her. She told our correspondent that she had been provoked by a file she found in the old company archives that read ‘Law Against Sexual Harassment at Workplaces’.

While a probe is on to find out who forgot to burn such objectionable material in offices, the woman was gently reminded that she shouldn’t read beyond what she was asked to. She was also gifted a year’s subscription to Secretary or Wife – the ‘Woman’ Men Really Want to Marry.

And finally, in Pregnantvihar, a 50-year-old woman was caught breaking into a frozen egg facility. The scientists at the facility told us that she was trying to steal the eggs she had frozen 30 years ago as she had ignored her biological clock. The middle-aged woman was given a prayer book and advised to move to a Single Women’s Centre.

That’s all for today’s bulletin.

We would like to remind our viewers at this point that if you have any problems with ‘hormonal outbursts’ from the women around you – or with the fact that a woman is hosting this news bulletin – feel free to contact us at nocountryforwomen.com.

We assure you that we will correct the status quo immediately.

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Producer: Vatsala Singh
Cameraperson: Sanjoy Deb

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