*Beware . . . bad jokes ahead!*
No one can resist bad jokes, not even comedians - which is why we caught up with funny man Varun Thakur and told him a few. Watch how the Shaitan Haveli creator reacts to some really bad jokes.
Here are the jokes you can crack at the next dinner party. And you just have to look at Varun’s reaction to know they are so bad, they are good.
Why did the tomato board the train? BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBWAY
Why don't the Chinese drink tea? BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN CHAI-NA
Why did the picture go to the jail? BECAUSE IT WAS FRAMED
This guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere . . .
What do you call Batman when he doesn't go to church? Christian Bail
What do you call an agency that wakes up Oberois? WeWake Oberoi
And finally: Kya Shaitan Haveli main Khaitan ke fans use kiye hain?
Stand-up comic Varun Thakur’s Shaitan Haveli, available on Amazon Prime, revolves around chudails, tantriks, punarjanams and the good old campiness of the 80's. It’s a tribute to the Ramsay Brothers, who created a niche for themselves with a slew of horror films that epitomised what the 80s were known for - cheap make-up, sleazy villains, predictable story lines, gory mugshots, monochromes frames, and so on. Yet, they became a cult with their “classics” like Bandh Darwaza, Purani Haveli, Veerana, and the TV series Zee Horror Show.
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