For some people, it just clicks! A math fanatic has revealed plans to marry her Tetris game after falling in love with the popular online video puzzle.
Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan claims to be in a relationship with a calculator that she named ‘Pierre’ and admits to being sexually attracted to iPods, Monorails and GPS Systems.
The 20-year-old, who calls herself as ‘Fractal Tetris Huracan’, identifies as an ‘Objectum Sexual’ – which means one having sexual attractions towards objects. The math-lover has even penned down love songs for her calculator ‘Pierre’ and Tetris.
She surrounds herself with Tetris-shaped objects in her room at home and plans to marry the game when she graduates from the University of Florida in two years.
Fractal started a relationship with the puzzle game in September 2016 and sometimes spends up to 12 hours a day playing it on websites, her phone and her Gameboy. She claims to sleep and enjoy a physical relationship with Tetris-themed objects including Tetris hard drives and cushions.
I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one. I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him.Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan, Math Fanatic
Fractal says that as a youngster, she never developed crushes on humans – it was always on robots or objects. As a teen, she joined online groups for objectum sexuals after reading about Erika Eiffel who married the Eiffel Tower in 2007.
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