Written and Performed by SPECTRA
Multimedia Producer: Prashant Chauhan
Camera: Mukul Bhandari & SK Maurya
What better way to summarise elections in our very own Dilli than through rap? Here’s a satirical take on polls to the 70-member Delhi Legislative Assembly, performed by SPECTRA.
Here’s the full text:
Agla station Dilli hai
Will the real politician please stand up?
I said the real politician!
Aaj ki hai sannsani Raajneti mannchali
Dilli na dedh shaani Dilli sava ser hai
Akhon pe parda ni
Chai pe charcha bhi
Public sayaani bhai dilli shehar mai
Sarkaarien vo jo khaandaani hai
Kuch kaam ki nahi hai
Toh kuch aam si bhi hai
Kuch gyaani bankar Bhi nakaam si lagien
Kuch Ram bolkar Pareshan si lagien
Ohooo digital India mai hua net bandh
Shutdown WiFi tera network!
Bedha garg satyanaas mera TikTok
Ralliyon mai "rang-ralliye" bhi dikhe tip top!
Dekh ik-baat meri-kaano kaan sunn
Mujhey formula de tu jumle na chunn
Tu CM ki kursi ke sapne na bhunn
Rinkiya ke abba ka baje harmonium?
Hehehehe! Meme?
Maaf Karna mujhey maithoodaa fisssalltaaa hun!
Anyayya Hota sadko pe nikalta hun!
Asli vikaas pe pighalta hun!
Dil jeetna toh padta hai khyaal toh janta ka banta hai
Janta na dhandha hai Janta sharminda
Kuch logo se kaafi naraaz hai
aagaye chunaav tera vote he ilaaj hai
Satta ka sattu kya khayega pappu
Aloo-ki machine se niklega kaddu
Sonay ke daam pe pyaaz hai bhaiya
Dilli ka dhuan toh daiya re daiya!
naukari ke station pe-aai na train!
Kyu gambir muddo pe jalebi lein?
Aisa koi mantri bhai Delhi ko dein
Jo raksha shiksha paani bijli toh dein
Aaj ki hai sannsani repeat
Raajneti mannchali
Dilli na dedh shaani Dilli sava ser hai!
Akhon pe parda nahi
Chai pe charcha bhi
Public sayaani bhai dilli shehar mai.
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