Jurassic World is no Jurassic Park: A Fan Disses the Previews

The park is dead, long live the park | A disgruntled Jurassic Park fan is NOT impressed with Jurassic World’s preview

Okay. Another Jurassic Park. No, wait. Jurassic World. So the logo glows blue instead of red. I hate dissing a movie before it is released but the trailers and the TV spots, and yes I’ve seen all of them frame by frame, are pushing me to do this.

Somehow, I’m not impressed. The only thing that the new guys have in common with Spielberg is that sharks get killed. There are a lot of things Spielberg used to get right, making sharks expendable wasn’t one of them.