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Adarsh Bhai: Definitive Commandments For Being An Ideal Brother

Umm...because you’re the most hated favourite person of your sister, and we want to help you become more loved.

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(This story was first published on 18 Aug, 2016. It has been reposted from The Quint's archives on the occasion of Raksha Bandhan.)

Happy Raksha Bandhan!

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The Commandments of Being a Good Brother

Thou Shalt Bear False Witness In front of Mother and Father

Thou Shalt Help Thy Sister Covet Hotties

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Thou Shalt Get Thy Sister Some Figerlickin’ Good Fried Chicken

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Thou Shalt Shout ‘Kabootar’ Everytime Thy Parents Talk Of How Marriageable Thy Sister Is

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Thou Shalt Provide Receipts With All Goods As Thy Taste Is Not As Awesome As Thy Think

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Because Thy T-shirts Makes For A Nice Sporty Chic Dress, TBH

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Thy Must Supply The Sister With Intoxicants Because Thy Relatives Are Annoying AF

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Thou Shalt Promote Free Internet...Because It Saves Thy Sister Moolah

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Thou Shalt Not Kill - Who are you, the Khap?

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