So, Salman Khan has been acquitted, and most probably enjoying a sumptuous Mughlai dinner with friends and family at home, over drinks.
Oops, apologies, he does NOT drink, not even socially, because drunken driving is a crime in India. Who knows who you may run over?
Wait, are we falsely accusing someone of killing people sleeping on the streets and then surreptitiously wiping off ALL evidence? While his Bollywood co-stars and fans have flooded Twitter with joyous messages, let us just lark with the tweeple.
The Nation wants to know who killed whom. Alas, their efforts go in vain!
Waah India!
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